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  • On Parental Hope and Heartbreak

    I’ve read two things recently that bothered me-perhaps especially as the wife of Mr. Cheap Seats. Exhibit A:   An article in the Deseret News titled “When children have chosen another way,” which begins with this: “Perhaps the greatest heartbreak I have seen in my […]

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  • Coming Soon to a Life Near You

    Saturday was a terrible day. Nothing better than the bald statement, as they say. I was blue, so many shades of blue (NOT grey!) before dinner time that I decided some cine-therapy would benefit me, and so I drove to the theater in time to […]

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  • Teaching Sex: My Body Can Do That?

    I wondered what it would feel like to take my arousal from beginning to end, instead of cutting it off (as I had become quite adept at doing with my frisky teenage boyfriends).

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  • About

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    About Psaltery & Lyre In the words of Canadian poet Anne Simpson, “Poetry dares us to locate the white heat in ourselves, but that isn’t enough: it dares us to translate that searing heat into language that can burn the page” (www.poetryfoundation.org). In Psaltery & […]

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  • Psaltery & Lyre Submission Guide

    Welcome to the Psaltery & Lyre submissions page! Please follow our guidelines carefully: Read what has already been posted in Psaltery & Lyre to get acquainted with our aesthetic. If you don’t like what you read, you should probably consider submitting elsewhere. That said, we […]

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  • Sunday Morning

    Today’s guest post was originally published by Marion Jensen on his personal blog: The Open Author.   Our gratitude to Marion for letting us share this with our readers and to Jennifer Bunker for allowing me to use the photo. ; This morning I marched […]

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  • Ride to Church in Huntsville, Texas

    Ride to Church in Huntsville, Texas

    Today’s Ride to Church comes to us from Karin (sister of Doves and Serpents’ Heather) and her daughter Synneve.   [Heather says:   I love this post so much because it’s my hometown.   And I love seeing the church building and remembering going to […]

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  • Good Grief

    But in that moment, I acknowledge the reality that it's nearly impossible for me to go back, for my faith to be sufficient, for me to KNOW that there is a God and that he knows me.

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  • Grondahl 21

    For other cartoons in this series,  click here.    This cartoon, as always, is posted with the kind permission of    The Sunstone  Foundation  and  Calvin Grondahl.

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  • Teaching Sex: I Apologize

    I apologize after sex. Yes, I literally say, "I'm sorry." Actually I have come a long way in recent years about uttering the actual phrase. . .

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  • 33 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Loving Those Who Choose the Other Road

    The real test of love is not if we can love and appreciate people who agree with us. . .but if we can honor and respect people who don't.

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  • This is Nutters

    [This is me sighing.]   I’ve written a few times here about modesty.   Some might think I sound like a broken record.   There is some truth to that claim.   However, in self-defense, I have two daughters (ages 15.5 and 12) and I […]

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  • Our Favorite Mormons: “We Believe in Equal Rights”

    This is a guest post by Mark B (aka, Mark Mighty And Strong) about an early Mormon feminist and her husband, who is the most effective Mormon missionary you’ve never heard of. Their names are Louisa and Addison Pratt. We need to begin by clarifying […]

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  • 32 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Wheel of Fortune & Evergreen International, Inc.

    Groups like Evergreen International only practice science when it's convenient. Like my grandma, when presented with contradictory evidence, they simply turn off the TV, insisting that their answer is better.

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  • Lauer-Evergreen Email Exchange

    Lauer-Evergreen Email Exchange

    A Mormon in the Cheap Seats blog post referenced an email exchange  between Rob Lauer and David C. Pruden, the director of Evergreen International, Inc.    (http://evergreeninternational.org/, http://www.thessavoice.com/, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_International).   The entire exchange appears here. The first-person commentary is by Rob Lauer.   This exchange […]

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  • 31 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Straining at Gnats

    Aah, yes, the "don't sweat the small stuff" argument. It's as familiar as Wonder bread in a sacrament tray.

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  • Guest Post Invitation: It’s SEX Guest-Post Month

    If we approach the question of sex from the perspective that it is our responsibility as parents to teach our kids how TO HAVE sex, how does that change things?

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  • A Tradition Not Worth Preserving

    I’m nearly 20 years removed from the dating scene, so it goes without saying that I do not have my finger on the pulse of the dating world these days.   I don’t understand how dating/flirting works now that we have Facebook and texting and […]

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  • Mutual Improvement Associations: Wednesday Nights

    My son is a bit of a puppy dog, though more bounding Great Dane than docile lap dog. He is tall with shaggy-ish hair and size nearly-9 feet and a one of kind brain. He sometimes seems both older than he is (when happily discussing […]

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  • Grondahl 20

    Grondahl explains the wing issue. For other cartoons in this series,  click here.    This cartoon, as always, is posted with the kind permission of    The Sunstone  Foundation  and  Calvin Grondahl.

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  • 30 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Higher Education?

    Harvard Business School has its issues, as does any organization. But I believe that its values of openness, tentativeness, intellectual honesty, democratic knowledge, and informed dissent are indeed worthy of praise and emulation.

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  • Grondahl 19

    Sorry for the lag in posts. It’s been a lousy few weeks at my house the last month or so.  Here’s the cover of Faith Promoting Rumors in all its orange glory. I decided it was worth seeing even with the stain on the left […]

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  • On immodest angels . . .

    I’m not a fan of censorship.   Don’t even get me started on book banning.   So when I saw these two pictures side by side, my censorship flag went up!   The image on the left is “The Resurrection” (1873) by Carl Heinrich Bloch. […]

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  • Our Favorite Mormons: “Man-Who-Takes-Himself-Apart”

    Generally, we’ll try to avoid showcasing General Authorities of the LDS Church as a part of this series, not because GAs are not our favorite Mormons, but because we like to celebrate lesser-known LDS figures, the rank and file members, the common Mormon.   Today, […]

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  • To my Children’s Other-Mothers

    Mother’s Day is not my favorite for a number of reasons.   Sometimes I wish that Mother’s Day meant I could hole up in my bedroom in my PJs, a couple good books, and a continuous stream of Diet Dr. Peppers all day long.   […]

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  • Staff Stacks

    What we're into now.

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  • Better Safe than Sorry

    Last week our little town had a kerfuffle (although some would say it was much more than a kerfuffle).   Here’s what I’ve been able to piece together.   (Please recall that I’m not an investigative journalist.) Thursday night, Kennedy (our oldest, who is 15) […]

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  • Sanctus

    It's the blessings in life, not in self, that they mean to express.

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  • Mutual Improvement Associations: Moving Day

    This is the first of at least four pieces in a Sanctuary series – Mutual Improvement Associations – wherein I try to describe the bonds that exist between members of the church/a ward. Being a Mormon means lots of things, some positive, some negative, some […]

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  • Jog to Churches in Vancouver, BC

    In late April, I went to Vancouver, BC for a work conference.   As I was packing, I briefly considered NOT taking my running clothes (because they definitely take up room), but decided if I brought them, I’d be motivated (by guilt) to actually use […]

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  • 29 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: David Foster Wallace, Cement Mixers, and Mormonism

    We get to grapple with our own spiritual ineptness, sling it over our shoulders, cart it home, and store it under our beds.

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  • Sunday Takes a Mallet to My Head

    Usually a very confident person, I avoided their eyes, smiled at their foreheads, and slunk behind the piano. The chorister introduced two visitors and announced that we would be singing a welcome song. I didn't hear her, as my thoughts were too focused on my failure. "Sister," she said sweetly, "we're singing a Welcome Song."

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  • Stuart, Swimming Upstream

    Two dumb things happened to Stuart this week. Exhibit A:   Stuart and Marin participated in a dance competition in Dallas (3+ hours away).   [Brent took the kids because I was out of town for the weekend having a wickedly fun all girls’ weekend. […]

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  • Our Favorite Mormons: Alice Louise Reynolds, Our Absent-Minded Professor

    If you haven’t met her, I’d like to introduce you to Alice Louise Reynolds, a “founder” of The Lord’s University, a beloved BYU professor and one of our favorite Mormons. It is estimated that Reynolds taught over 5,000 students in 20 different literature courses during […]

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  • Grondahl 18

    For other cartoons in this series,  click here.    This cartoon, as always, is posted with the kind permission of    The Sunstone  Foundation  and  Calvin Grondahl.

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  • 28 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Cognitive Dissonance 101

    I have remarked more than once that Mormons are often able to juggle contradictory ideas without, apparently, even being aware of the internal tensions. . . .

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  • Ride to Church in St. Paul, Minnesota

    We bought a new (to us) house in March and thus had to pack up all of our belongings.   While unpacking, I discovered an old disposable camera and had no memory of when I had used it.   I figured one of the kids […]

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  • No Child Left Untested

    This is a pretty tired subject, I realize.   I’m a professor in a teacher education program, so we talk about No Child Left Behind and its consequences a good bit.   But this week is STAAR week here in Texas and my kids-Stuart especially-are […]

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  • Last Ride to Church in Paradise, Utah

    Today’s Ride to Church comes to us from Carole, who documented the last Sunday meetings were held in the LDS chapel in Paradise.   The original part of this building was built in 1877.   Carole says she heard that it may be the oldest […]

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  • 17 Dear Jack: The Gospel is True, but the People Aren’t

    There are ideals that can point us toward a more enlightened way of being and behaving, but there is no gospel that exists in perfect form outside our lived experience.

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  • Chupacabra

    Sometimes, in our pursuit of service, we are asked to do strange things.   Today’s guest post from Terry chronicles one such act of service. One night on my mission, my companion and I received a call from the ward mission leader asking for our […]

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  • Proof that Society has Jumped the Shark?

    Stealing a line from my high school friend, Jeremy, who posted this video gem on Facebook today, along with this status update: “We’ve officially jumped the shark as a society.” Click here to watch the video (ABC news won’t let me embed it into the […]

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  • 27 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: The CleanFlix Documentary

    CLEANFLIX raises provocative questions about censorship and consumer rights as well as Mormon approaches to art and sex. . . .

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  • Our Favorite Mormons–Ithamar Sprague

    Doves & Serpents is initiating a new feature we call “Our Favorite Mormons.” Consider it a biographical and uncorrelated version of Mormon.org, where we will tell the stories of Latter-day Saints, past and present, who have inspired us toward greater compassion, wonder or laughter. One […]

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  • My Own Personal Canon: The Learn’d Astronomer

    Lately, I have been spending a portion of nearly every evening stargazing in my backyard. There is a beautiful quality of light that graces the Texas sky come 8 p.m. Reclining on an old down comforter, I meditate on the movement of the clouds or […]

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  • Ride to Church in Bowling Green, Ohio

    Today’s Ride to Church comes to us from Alex in Bowling Green, Ohio.   Alex writes: “My Ride to Church is to the Unitarian Universalist church in Bowling Green, Ohio. My husband and I moved here last August from Utah, and started attending the Unitarian […]

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  • Grondahl 17

    One of my (many) favorites: For other cartoons in this series,  click here.    This cartoon, as always, is posted with the kind permission of    The Sunstone  Foundation  and  Calvin Grondahl.

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  • Unforgettable Images

    Many Mormons (adults included) don’t watch R-rated movies.   The oft-cited rationale is that once you see those images (“those images” = depictions of violence or sexuality), you’ll never get them out of your head.   They’re seared into your brain forever. I for one […]

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  • Return and Report: The Sense of an Ending

    What was the line Adrian used to quote? 'History is that certainty produced at the point where the imperfections of memory meet the inadequacies of documentation.'

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  • On Being Cut Out of the Program

    We had a beautiful Easter weekend that included a blissful day of cousin-ing with two out of my three siblings (we definitely missed our oldest sister and her gang!) and my parents.   Everyone got dressed up Sunday morning in new clothes for Easter-new dresses […]

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  • Grondahl 16

    For other cartoons in this series,  click here.    This cartoon, as always, is posted with the kind permission of    The Sunstone  Foundation  and  Calvin Grondahl.

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  • Ride to Church in Newcastle-under-Lyme (Staffordshire, England)

    Today’s Ride to Church comes to us from Elissa in Staffordshire, England.   Elissa writes: Newcastle-under-Lyme is a market town in Staffordshire, England; about midway between Manchester and Birmingham. It’s part of the area known as “The Potteries,” where Wedgwood and other companies produce their […]

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  • 26 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Joanna, Mr. Hancock, and Mormonism Lite

    As parents, what do we value more from our four-year-olds? A paint-by-the-numbers portrait identical to what's on the box, or a free-spirited "look, Mom, this is you and Dad in a rocket ship with a cow" masterpiece?

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  • 25 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: Conference Weekend and Rolexes

    I'll walk around for a while, mesmerized by scale and luster of it, and then I'll remember that the development-everything, including the fountains, the retractable roof, and $20k Rolexes-are a physical manifestation of my religion. . . .

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  • Mormon Motherhood: Spiritual Buzzkill

    I’ve been thinking lately about how interesting it is that Mormon church leaders place such high priority on getting married and having children.   I mean, if you’re a Mormon girl, you know from a very young age that your primary mission in life is […]

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  • Grondahl 15, Conference

    For other cartoons in this series,  click here.    This cartoon, as always, is posted with the kind permission of    The Sunstone  Foundation  and  Calvin Grondahl.  Sorry about the quality of this image. My copy of this book is pretty yellowed and brittle.

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  • Sunday Afternoon Drive

    Here’s a twist on our usual Ride to Church.   These pictures were taken at a nearby drive-thru animal safari by Rhonda Nasuta Swanson, an amazing photographer. You can see more of her work at her website and here. I saw these pictures on her […]

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  • The Lovin’ Spoonful

    I don’t want you to feel “Jealousy,” really, I don’t. Still, you might be a teensy bit covetous when you find out that I’m going to see Spoon in two weeks in Houston, and this during a non-touring, except for this mini-Texas tour, non-new album […]

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  • Reconsider Reading The Book of Mormon to Your Kids

    Today’s guest post, written by Angela, is based on “Consider Skipping Hunger Games” by James T. Summerhays. ; As a book of scripture, The Book of Mormon poses some important and persuasive theories concerning the effects of wickedness, secrecy, and greed on any civilization and […]

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  • On Packing (and unpacking) a Life

    My family and I just moved from one house to another in the same town, so I know precisely how much stuff we have.   At more than one point during the 9-day stretch during which we packed, cleaned, moved, and unpacked, I asked Brent […]

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