By the Cut of Their Hair, Ye Shall Know Them

It’s summer buzz time at our house. The last week of school marks the time that hair standards are drastically relaxed, we’ve got teen and tween girls are picking the colors for their streaks while the little boys choose extreme styles or grow out their curls. Repeating last year, the (now) 7 yr old opted for a mohawk.


It’s amazing the difference a haircut can make in the way you perceive someone. His normally soft and childish features become harder to me. He instantly looks grown up and, I hate to admit it, a little mean. I even noticed his own facial expressions changing as he watched it form in the mirror sitting in the barber’s chair this year (a side note, I finally let go of my Mormon mom pride and paid the ten bucks to have someone else do it instead of hair all over the patio in my amateur attempts with the clippers). He went from playful to serious, in what looked like his best efforts to look “tough.”

I wasn’t the only one who saw him differently. I was fascinated by the reactions he got and I got. Some people saw it for what it was, a kid trying to show his autonomy and coolness through his hair. Others, asked questions leading to my lack of responsibility as a parent, “so you’re going to let him keep that all summer?”

Most notably was an experience we had at church. He had a new teacher that day, someone neither of us had met. I walked him in and introduced ourselves and, as is typical of any new person caring for my child, explained that he had a severe peanut allergy. Before I could finish the words, the teacher looked at me with disgust and said in his most holier-than-thou tone “we don’t snack in Primary.” I felt like pulling out my church resume to prove that I wasn’t illiterate or “less active”, all the years I spent leading organizations and my own Mary Poppins reputation as a primary teacher.

My son sat down next to the 3 other boys on what was clearly the “boys” side of the room, separated from the girls by 4 empty chairs. The teacher immediately said, “I don’t trust all you boys together, Steve get your chair and move over there by the girls.”

Maybe it wasn’t the mohawk, but there wasn’t much else to go on. I don’t really blame the teacher. I can think of plenty of assumptions I’ve made based on someone’s grooming, and I can think of plenty of other times I’ve seen hair be the issue for an LDS boy – where passing the sacrament or representing the ward at a stake level was subject to removing color and/or cutting hair. Isolated incidents for sure, but in my experience, typical of the culture as a whole.

I also can’t forget that part of the reason he wants the haircut is because he wants to make a statement.

And then there’s the whole issue with summer. I make my children return to “normal” looking haircuts and colors at the end of the summer lest their teachers make these assumptions at school. And later in life, a mohawk isn’t likely to impress on most job interviews or in the corporate world.

But part of me wonders if church can or even should be different? Can a general authority sport a goatee or dreads and still be respected?