35 A Mormon in the Cheap Seats: A Visit to the Grandin Printing Shop on E. Main

It’s late, the kids (and my parents) are asleep, and my wife and I are sitting at the same table downstairs playing on our laptops.

We’re at the end of a vacation that has taken us from the Lower East Side in New York City (we rented an apartment there for a week), to Ithaca, Palmyra, and then finally to  Niagara.   In Palmyra, we spent a day and a half exploring church history sites.

I’m in the Grandin Printing Shop on E. Main in Palmyra.  An affable  guide  is doing his best to impose some structure  on our visit,  but I’m not cooperating.   I’ve left the group and I’m wondering around on my own. I  discover  a 1st edition of the  Book of Mormon  in a  glass case near the back  of the building. I stare at it for a few minutes.  I wander  over to  a counter that might have been there nearly 200 years ago when Joseph Smith walked in looking for someone to print the first 5000 copies of the Book of Mormon.  On the counter I  discover a leather-bound  replica of the 1st edition of the Book of Mormon. It’s printed by Herald Publishing House (an entity I suspect is  associated with the   Community of Christ). I want a copy. When I ask the guide about it, he suggests I check next door at the Latter-Day Harvest book store.

I walk over to the bookstore and discover a stack of replicas, but the binding on these  editions is modern (like a standard hardback book). I’m helped by a friendly young women who tells me that her husband hand binds 1st editions of the Book of Mormon using the same materials and tools used in 1830, and that there might be one copy left in the Palmyra Inn gift shop a couple miles down the road.  By now  my wife and kids are  at Nima’s Pizzeria down the street.   I call the Palmyra  Inn while  eating a surprisingly good (and very hot)  slice of pizza. I tell them I’ll be there in 20 minutes, and they promise to hold the last handbound copy of the Book of Mormon for me until I get there.

It’s a beatiful book. The binding is stiff, and it smells like ink, glue and leather. Joseph Smith, Junior, is listed as the author and proprietor on the title page, there is a preface explaining the loss of the first 116 translated pages, and the testomonies of the three witnesses and the eight witnesses are in the back of the book.  The text is arranged in standard paragraphs (instead of two columns of verses), and there are no chapter headings.

I spend the next three or four hours holding the book, feeling the texture of the leather with the palms of my hands, testing the binding, reading random excerpts from different pages. . .   I can’t put it down.

“This is my religion,” I think to myself as I hold the book in my hands. “This I can understand.”

I was at the Whitmer farm. I  sat  in the same place where  Joseph Smith sat with his head in a hat and  dictated the Book of Mormon.  I can image how they were dressed, what the fields looked like  as the sun came up in the morning,  and I can almost see Oliver Cowdery, a former school teacher, sitting quietly in the corner of the small cabin  carefully  writing  down Joseph’s words with a quill pen. I’ll never know what was going on in Joseph’s head during this  process.  It is as opaque to me as what went on in Handel’s head when he composed the Messiah, or in Rainman’s head  when he was in a casino counting cards, but that’s not the point.

I can image Joseph  going into Grandin’s and  negotiating  the printing contract.   I’m not surprised  that Grandin had to think about it.   It was  an unusual (and unusually large) order for a small town press.

I look at the replica in my hands and I think  about the printing equipment at Grandin’s.   I think about  the process of  printing 5000  octavos of the  Book of Mormon. I imagine  young workers spending day after day binding the copies.  It took seven months to complete the order.  I now know more or less  how they did it, thanks to another cheerful guide on the 2nd floor of Grandin’s  who walked us through the process  a few hours earlier.   Someone pointed out a couple sections of the interior wall that were part of the original building on our way out.

From the bottom of a hat, through Joseph’s mouth,  to the tip of Oliver Cowdery’s quill pen, then  through the  tedious process of typsetting,  printing, and then binding. . .   I have finally traced the ripples in the pond  back to their source.

Thumbing through a first edition  of a Book of Mormon is like  talking to Joseph Smith about  his experience in the grove  an hour after he returned to the house, instead of reading a 4th or 5th draft written for a public audience years after the experience in the context of  nearly two  hundred years of cultural mythologizing.   I remind myself  that  the first vision wasn’t part of the vocabulary of early saints. It wasn’t used as a misionary tool. That came later.  

Holding this book, I can  see past the  happy  stories  populated by  behives, seagulls, and a God that always rewards hard work.    Where  did we get  our fierce attachment to  familiar narratives and walks into the sunset?

I can see that deception, hypocrisy, Fanny Alger, secret marriages, propositions to young girls, proposals to married women, jealousies, grudges, treachery, betrayal–all of it–are  part of story.    Good  and bad are  yin and yang. Remove  the bad and it  drains  the color  from the good.   It turns the  complexity of life  into cardboard props.   It makes it impossible to understand why  so many of Joseph Smith’s inner circle turned against him, why he was  tarred and  feathered,  and why he was martyred.

A first edition of the Book of Mormon is the ground, the sky, and the faint trace of a brick wall built in  the 1820s that runs through the grove of trees  behind the  Smith property.    The current edition  is the reconstructed home, built a few years ago  where we think  the original home stood.

In short, what I hold in my hands–and what I can’t seem to put down–is what our religion looked like before it was Disney-fied. I smell the spine of the book.   I riffle the pages.   There’s no going back to the fairy tale.

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